Jewels Flowers wrote on 09-22-2014

Lynell is the fucking Best!

Well what part of the Fucking_Best did we not understand? I can make this look professional but Fuck it. Lynell would rather have like 2-3 new clients (and she should) Her work is impeccable . On a personal note we were like besties until she dragged me to time square on a new years eve party. You couldn't go from left to right, backwards and forwards and grownups just turned its little Twinkies toward anything that looked like a wall. I started to panic and Lynell told me a trick called the "shoot and scoot" or maybe it was the "pee and flee" anyway I didn't get any STD or VD which tells me Lynell saved my life that night.My good friend did not leave me high and dry. It wasn't over we got to this party which was in a building on Times freakin square and it was so Borgia but a different menu but I was still in a panic and a party goer gave me a special pill to calm you're nerves the good news is I was calm the bad news I could have blown everyone in at least one room. We were there to see that amazing artist the took a picture of a guys fist up another guys ass.I'd never leave this out, that the nicely dressed super model man gave me what I thought was 1/2 a Valium BUT NO it was extasey and I was in a panic and also wanted to hump a dining room chair all at the same time. last thing I remember is someone pulled out a boobie in freezing cold rain and hail. I still panicking from earlier,noticed how soft somebody's hair was and she looked at me and said you can pet my hair if you like. I heard I'd like to kiss you and holy shit it was a great kiss, just not great enough to exchange phone numbers, I mean what do you say? Hi I met you and made out with you in a random taxi on the way to Hoboken NJ on NYE? Back to Lynell designs, I got out of New York alive, never found my panties and thought to myself this cabbie is in for a treat.if you want people to notice you and advertising is a must. I assure you one meet and greet at whatever the price will get you're business rocking